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Today is my best friends wedding.
I already know that I may cry like the pussy I am.
His bachelor party consisted of him and I having an intense battle of Halo, following the next day with a proper ass beating in Tekken. Can’t believe he’s finally getting married. Never would have thought the nigga I knew from 7th grade would grow up this fast. :’3
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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1) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
2) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
3) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
4) Do you regret anything?
5) Do you have nicknames? If so, what are they?
6) Are you a boy or girl?
7)Are you insecure?
8) What is your relationship status?
9) How do you want to die?
10) What did you last eat?
11) Played any sports?
12) Do you bite...
i made a new friend on the plane
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Trying to pose seductively →
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Money + body pillow for christmas
greatest gifts.. EVER… Well from parents
Does anger management really work?
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Funniest thing i have ever read
seriously guys i know it’s long but so worth it.
LMAO OH MY GOSH
Family gatherings genuinely make me feel...
let’s just get this dinner over with so I can leave..